More Movies in 15 Minutes

In previous posts, I mentioned how much I adore Cleolinda Jones (in general) and her hilarious Movies in Fifteen Minutes parodies (in specific). Last time, I pimped Twilight in 15 Minutes, so it's high time that I mention another of her vampire parodies.

Without further ado, here are a few of the highlights from Cleo's Van Helsing in 15 Minutes:

"Mr. Hyde has escaped from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He plunges to his death and everyone blames Van Helsing. The French gendarme yells at Van Helsing in a German accent."

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"Van Helsing goes to confessional. Some cardinal bitches at him. "Why won't you tell them I work for you?" whines Van Helsing, totally sounding like some married guy's girlfriend whining that he won't take her out in public."

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"Anna weeps as her hot beloved brother turns into a badly computer-generated werewolf before her eyes.
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VAN HELSING: He's not your brother anymore! He's just a bunch of pixels!"


Again, funnier in context than out. The movie was, at best, laughable. The parody makes it more so. Check out the full Van Helsing in 15 Mintues parody here.


~Lily