What if vampires were granted a place in our nation's top reality tv shows? Intrigued? This article takes a humorous approach to the possibility.
Take Top Chef for example:
"Just imagine the creative challenges they'd have to face. Cook an entire Italian meal without using garlic. All forms of protein would be raw meat. The chefs would be required to make blood sausage and blood pudding. All meals would have to be designed to compliment Bloody Marys. Can you imagine Padma and Tom trying to choke some of this stuff down?"
I think this would be a genius way to raise ratings!