Minotaurs are the new vampires*, says the crack reporting staff at The Onion.
"In a desperate effort to find a trendy new fantasy subgenre to succeed the ebbing vampire craze, Razorbill Books executive Graham Childress decided this week to throw all his professional weight behind a new series of novels featuring minotaurs, the bull-headed, human-bodied creatures of ancient Greek mythology."
For the full report, go to The Onion. Really, it's worth it for this line:
"Plus, labyrinths are really hot right now."
~Lily
*If you use The Onion as your primary news source, I totally have a bridge in Brooklyn I just put up for sale.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
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2 comments:
Cyclops sounds super promising to me :)
I've always loved me some satyrs ;)
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