Yea, so just finished Nightlight. Honestly, besides a couple funny quote-ables like:
No. 1: "we went to a cemetery, the Chuck E. Cheese's of vampires!"
No. 2: "a cold seeking missile, I call, the vampire shish kabob"
No. 3-um 8: "That's when her hemophilia kicked in. The blood started spurting from her arm like water from a fire hydrant. The vampires held their faces up and opened their mouths to catch the blood, some twirling around and playing in the crimson torrents like kids on a hot summer day."
it was just as painful and actually more so than just reading the Twilight saga itself. Sorry Harvard Lampoon but watching 40 year old moms drool over barely