Feline Vampirism on the rise

First off, here is a hilarious picture I found on a random google search:

Then this one I found to be artistic with a slightly disturbing undertone.  It really is quite beautiful though:

And somehow I ended up here:

Yes girls and boys, this is a gargoyle that you can put on your front lawn for ONLY 18 buckaroos!  I am actually highly tempted...do not judge me...

~Helena