I saw New Moon today. That's right, I braved the onslaught of fangirls, tweens, and unapologetic twimoms(sadly, that's a real Web site) to see what all the hype was about. Right now, I have only this to say.
This alone is well worth the price of admission.
And that $5.99 bucket of cola that they have listed as a small, but that we all know could quench the thirst of the French Foreign Legion for a week or more.
What? He's not yet legal? But...but he has abs you could wash clothing on.
And look, he's all wet... All right, fine. Someone notify me when this fine piece of, er, young man becomes, you know, legally a man.
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