Vampire vs Sparklepire: The Debate Rages On

I came across this today. I don't know who made it (I will gladly give credit if told), but I think it's hilarious.



Count von Count, keeping it real since 1972.

Straight up, even in direct sunlight, there is no sparkle. For proof, see exhibit A:



The Count is outside, in the midst of a sunny snowstorm, and there is no sparkle to be seen. That's because real vampires don't sparkle, they solve mathematical equations. Take that, Cullens.

~Lily ;)