Why a zombie pie chart? Because we love zombies. We love pie.
Ummm...pie....
And we love us some Michael Jackson (pre-Neverland Ranch, crazy man Michael Jackson, at least). Put them all together, and you have an awesome zombie pie chart of activities most likely to dominate a zombie's time. Enjoy!
What can I say, I enjoy poking fun at the Twilight behemoth. All in good fun, of course.
Where to go when you're looking for some top quality snark? GraphJam.com, of course. Tell me if you've seen a Twilight themed graph more accurate than this: Oh GraphJam, I'll never understand how you so easily and pictorially read my mind.
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