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Happy Holidays!
~Lily

Review - Married with Zombies by Jesse Petersen

Does your marriage need help?  How about a few counseling sessions with a certified therapist...how bout one that has been zombified?  Ok, how about just zombies in general?  Meet Sarah and David, a busy couple in Seattle, who embark on their now routine marriage counseling session; only today proves to be far from a routine day.  It all starts when they walk into their appointment to find their therapist eating the previously scheduled couple.  Yes...eating them; thus starts the first installment in Jesse Petersen's Living with the Dead series, the delightful Married with Zombies.

Petersen weaves a tale of adventure and pure terror in the face of a zombie apocalypse.  Snarky comments kept me rolling through every chapter.  The characters were perfect.  I connected completely with Sarah and David.  Found myself on edge during every zombie fight, sighing with relief every time they had two seconds of breathing room, and even shedding a couple tears.  This is a rip roaring comedy that will keep you flipping the pages all night.  You may even find yourself wondering if your own relationships might benefit from a little zombie therapy ;p  If you have even a slight enjoyment of zombies and a good laugh, make sure to start in on this series.  You will not be disappointed. :)

Rating: 5/5

Flip This Zombie, the second book, will be available in January 2011!  Make sure to check it out.  First chapter is posted here for your viewing pleasure.  Eat, Slay, Love is book three slated for a June 2011 release.

~Helena

Review - The Frenzy by Francesca Lia Block

Francesca Lia Block's novel 'The Frenzy' features a green-eyed redhead who has a secret even she does not fully comprehend.   Olivia is a werewolf with all the issues of a normal teen taken to the extreme.  The town and family that Olivia grows up in is extremely close minded.  As a result, she feels compelled to hide her interracial relationship, her best friend's sexual orientation, and obviously her "little" moon induced hair problem.  

Block has the beginnings of a wonderful idea; however, the execution fell a tad short.  The character development is sub par.  I had a hard time relating to any of the characters; so much so, that even in the face of complete tragedy I did not feel for those involved.  Simply put, this story is way too short.  Block wove a very detailed action packed plot with many powerful messages; however, those are all lost when connection with characters doesn't occur.  Many times, we are told how the characters have to hide who they are because of the town's ideals; however, there are not many times where we are shown how the town reacts in situations.  The same goes for the characters, we are told through Olivia's words how the people look, how they think, etc but we are never really shown it through enough character and scene interactions.

The premise behind Olivia's curse is a novel one and definitely refreshing.  The way all the characters intertwine is also neat; however, I feel like this story is more of an outline lacking complete detail and fleshing out.  I missed dialogue and more explanations of actions.  I was left feeling like the woods and the other werewolves were never really explained completely.  Most characters only had one side, and presenting more viewpoints would have helped the storyline and character connections.

Sadly I feel that Block missed the boat on this story.  I have heard good things about her other novels, so I suggest picking one of those up instead.  Great outline and plot sequence, just lacks important details.

Rating: 2/5

~Helena

Are You Ready?

The new cover for upcoming Black Dagger Brotherhood release Lover Unleashed has been announced. And yes, it is pretty.

RAWR!

Bring ON the release date!

~Lily

Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome

Release in T minus TWO HOURS!

(enough said...)

~Helena

The Ideal Paranormal Pet

So, I am currently studying for a neurology test (ugh, I know), and I came across the cutest picture ever.  Since we tend to run random cat pictures every once in a while I figured this one fit the bill.  This is a syndrome that causes cyclopia and ain't the lil bugger all kinds of cute?  I want one!  Too bad they are always still born or quickly die, well I guess not bad for the kitten, it would be really messed up medically and otherwise if it did live.  Please don't do your job one time Mother Nature so I can have the coolest "paranormal" kitty on the block.

Note: yes, I realize this is insensitive...but you can't deny its cuteness factor.

~Helena

Renesmee Cast for Breaking Dawn

It seems the powers that be at Summit Entertainment have cast the half-human, half-vampire crotch dropping offspring of Twilight's Bella and Edward for the final films. 9 year old actress Mackenzie Foy, who looks so angelic she appears otherworldly, will join the cast of Breaking Dawn as Renesmee Cullen. There's been no word yet on how Foy will portray the supernatural Renesmee, who ages at an accelerated rate.



Is it just me, or does she actually look like she could be the progeny of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson?
Seriously? It's kinda startling.

~Lily

Goodbye to Jennifer Rardin

Jennifer Rardin, urban fantasy author of the popular Jaz Parks series, passed away unexpectedly September 20, 2010. Our thoughts and condolences go out to Ms Rardin's family and friends. Her unique voice and entertaining characters will be missed in the genre.

The seventh book in the Jaz Parks series will be released this coming November. Ms Rardin completed the final book in the series before her passing, and it will be released in June 2011.

~Lily

Zombie + Unicorn = ....Team Zombicorn!

Zombies or Unicorns, which is the ultimate species on the fast track to stardom?  Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier are on a mission to declare the winner once and for all.  Zombies vs Unicorns, boasts an anthology by many well known authors of paranormal and teen fiction of the present day all vying for their team of choice.

Team Unicorn is headed by Holly Black and includes stories by Meg Cabot, Kathleen Duey, Margo Lanagan, Garth Nix, Naoini Novik, and Diana Peterfreund.  Reviews follow:

We will start this journey with Garth Nix's story "The Highest Justice".  Nix weaves a tale that includes unicorns and gasp...a zombie?!  The unicorn is portrayed as a purveyor of justice for a jilted lover against her cheating spouse.  This is a very short tale that I found to be a nice intro story for the anthology.

Story 2 in favor of the unicorn is "Purity Test" by Naoini Novik.  The old association between unicorns and virgins is as strong as ever, and one such bond is necessary to vanquish an evil baby unicorn stealing wizard.  Sarcasm is star in this story and kept me highly entertained.  Score 1 for Team Unicorn!

Next up is "A Thousand Flowers" by Margo Lanagan.  Many small stories are linked together by a shifting of character focus.  A small character becomes the major in the next scene, etc, etc.  At first, it was hard to follow and piece the bigger point of the story together, it does come full circle at the end.  The implied bestiality was a bit much for me; otherwise, it was a very strange story with the overall theme that true pure love conquers all.

Diana Peterfreund's "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn" was fantastic.  The fresh view of unicorns as connoisseurs of raw flesh, animal and human, really makes this story stand out.  Humor and pitfalls face the main character as she accepts her gift of unicorn tamer and raises a killer baby one of her own.  Score 2 for the Team Unicorn!

"Princess Prettypants" by Meg Cabot is next on the unicorn bandwagon.  This story embraces all the traditional views of unicorns as perfumed rainbow huggers and the strong bond that a girl shares with her single horned equid.  As the story unfolds, the main character loses her temper, and not far behind follows her new pet.  Entertaining tale that is worth a few laughs.

Last but definitely not least is Kathleen Duey's "The Third Virgin".  The darker side of these symbols of purity is once again explored.  Unicorns are blessed with the innate ability to heal the sick and dying, but this comes at a price.  Instead of feeding on the flesh of their victims like Peterfreund's tale, this unicorn feeds on their life force.  As every addict, our hooved protagonist begins ingesting more life juice and even goes so far as to kill.  Disgusted with himself, the unicorn travels the world far and wide to find a virgin to which he can confess his sins and seek comfort.  This was my favorite unicorn story followed very closely by the baby killer unicorns.  Score 3 for the Unicorns!

That puts Team Unicorn at 3.  Let's see how the zombies did!

Team Zombie is led by Justine Larbalestier, members include: Libba Bray, Cassandra Clare, Alaya Dawn Johnson, Maureen Johnson, Carrie Ryan, and Scott Westerfeld.  Reviews shuffle on:

First off is Alaya Dawn Johnson's "Love Will Tear Us Apart".  A love story unwinds between a human boy and a partially zombified boy-zombie.  Certain phrases like those comparing the humans smell to mac and cheese made me chuckle.  Despite the obvious opposition to their pairing, the couple runs off to start a new life together.  Score 1 for Team Zombie!

Second in line is "Bougainvillea" from Carrie Ryan.  This story was fantastic.  It jumped back and forth from pre-zombie reminiscing to zombie breach attack of the main character's fortress.  At the end the story comes full circle and ties up very nicely.  Beware, fast moving zombies star in this tale.  Overall this wins as my favorite of the undead stories.  Score 2 my undead friends!

Maureen Johnson's "The Children of the Revolution" is genius.  Very tongue-in-cheek, this tale had me rolling constantly with peals of laughter.  Johnson unveils a new religion where becoming zombie is considered reaching enlightenment.  Stabs at celebrity life and their enthusiastic adoption of foreign children and fad religions prevail.  I am sure many of you will be able to guess exactly who Johnson is poking fun at.  Wonderful story, a very close second favorite of mine.  Score 3 zombies!

Next up is "Inoculata" by Scott Westerfeld.  This tale involves a small compound of adults and teens/kids training intensely for the imminent demise of their fencing and face to face death match with the flesh eating undead.  One character harbors a "mutant" strain of the zombie disease and proceeds to share it with her comrades in an attempt to escape and survive the onslaught.  This story was entertaining.

Cassandra Clare offers "Cold Hands" to this collection for team zombie.  The detailed world building that Clare is known for in her Mortal Instruments series is alive and well even in a short story.  I love her ability to perfectly set a scene.  Characters are accessible and the action plugs along at a steady pace.  The message at the end is intense and powerful.  Zombies are a definite representation of society and social standing within this tale.  Well worth it.  Score 4 for Team Zombie!

This collection of stories ends with Libba Bray's "Prom Night".  All the adults have been infected and removed from the town.  Teens and children have been forced to grow up fast and take over the governing of their society in hopes of survival.  This installment was not one of my favorites, but the ending is gut wrenching and a perfect final scene for the anthology as a whole.

So the tally is in and the winner is....Team Zombie!  When I picked up this collection, I already figured zombies would win out; however, the unicorns did give a great fight.  This is well worth the read!

Rating: 4/5

~Helena